SIXTEEN - Almost Time To Go

June 1st - Cruise to the Bahamas on Carnival's Victory. It will be a fun week. I work my last day at my current job on the 28th, then have a 4 day weekend, which concludes with the cruise.

Here are some highlights;

• All you can eat sushi - please don't suck, and please don't only have California rolls.
• Relaxation like I have not known since our last cruise a few years ago.
• Sunday - Saturday
• All you can eat everything
• Beaches and stuff
• Scenic stuff
  

While all those things are good, here is what I don't look forward to;

• Not seeing Andrew for an entire week
• People fatter than me that eat absurd amounts and gross me out
• The Red Hat Ladies (they were on our last cruise)
• Some MTV Spring Break-looking girl squirting me with a water canon, while her extra-muscular meathead boyfriend hoped I got mad so he could destroy me
• Spring Breakers in general
• Missing BSG. Oh my god, I didn't even realize that until now.
  
• Getting stuffed day after day, feeling terrible every night.
  
• People from the 48 states getting those stupid braids in their hair.
  
• Not seeing Andrew for an entire week

Or, better yet