Pack Your Bags, We're Moving!
4 years ago
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
Sunday, July 6, 2008
21 - Organizations That SHOULD Be Started
Coalition AGAINST the Red Hat Society
These old bags must be stopped. Red and purple-clad party animals, loudly carrying on in public places. Think The Shriners, minus the nobility of a charitable cause, and without those cool Corvette go-karts. A demanding, self-righteous bunch, often closing down restaurants with their large numbers. Think First Wives Club X 100.
North Americans for the End of Ska-Punk
It was cool in the old days but now... come on. Everyone knows its "punk" for band geeks. Put down the brass and learn a real rock instrument, or better yet, stay home and stop trying to disguise your geekiness.
Humor Loving People AGAINST Jim Breuer
OK, This doesn't really need to happen since most of the world has forgotten about him anyway. Pot humor is way played out. The only way its funny still is when done in a new and innovative way. JB is not the one to bring about this change.
Just goes to show you, only Jim Breuer finds Jim Breuer funny.
That's it for now. Comment with your suggestions, not that anyone reads this.
These old bags must be stopped. Red and purple-clad party animals, loudly carrying on in public places. Think The Shriners, minus the nobility of a charitable cause, and without those cool Corvette go-karts. A demanding, self-righteous bunch, often closing down restaurants with their large numbers. Think First Wives Club X 100.
North Americans for the End of Ska-Punk
It was cool in the old days but now... come on. Everyone knows its "punk" for band geeks. Put down the brass and learn a real rock instrument, or better yet, stay home and stop trying to disguise your geekiness.
Humor Loving People AGAINST Jim Breuer
OK, This doesn't really need to happen since most of the world has forgotten about him anyway. Pot humor is way played out. The only way its funny still is when done in a new and innovative way. JB is not the one to bring about this change.
Just goes to show you, only Jim Breuer finds Jim Breuer funny.
That's it for now. Comment with your suggestions, not that anyone reads this.
20 - Before "emo" sucked
1997 - the band was "Broken Hearts Are Blue".
"Emo" used to mean something. Before bands like panic at the disco made it indie rock for highschool wannabe thespians. Now I wouldnt be caught in public even saying the word. I will even play dumb if someone asks me if I have heard of it.
Keep in mind in those days you didn't have to have some super clean production or a singer with a ProTool'd voice. Imperfections were embraced and sometimes what made a band unique.
"Emo" used to mean something. Before bands like panic at the disco made it indie rock for highschool wannabe thespians. Now I wouldnt be caught in public even saying the word. I will even play dumb if someone asks me if I have heard of it.
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